i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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