Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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