I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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