Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
someone threw a dead crab at me
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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