Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
honey bunches of taint.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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