are you so shy because you have an std?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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