Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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