Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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