Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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