So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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