I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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