Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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