I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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