you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
