I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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