pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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