Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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