Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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