she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I wish there were birth control emojis
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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