I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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