Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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