arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
