I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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