remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Pants are for mortals
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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