If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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