The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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