Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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