I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
