ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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