You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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