apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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