I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
they need to just BURY HIM!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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