I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
