if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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