Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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