4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I showed him my bush... on skype.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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