so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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