your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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