Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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