nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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