how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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