going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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