When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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