sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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