Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She's the barista slut.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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