i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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