wakey wakey hands off snakey
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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