Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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