And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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