im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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