Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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