you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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