We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Success! We fucked roommates!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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