JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It's blow job season.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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