Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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