At least make sure they are 18
Why
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize
